When & Where
Our swinger's parties are held weekly on most Friday and
Saturday nights.
You can check our party calendar
for dates and special events!
We are located in Melbourne’s South Eastern/Southern
Suburbs, a direct 30 to 40 minute drive from the city centre.
Our parties are private funtions and not open to the general
public. Entry to our parties is by invitation only
so you will need to contact
us by telephone only to enquire before we decide
to give you our exact address.
Occasionally we may add additional parties on a night that
precedes a public holiday, (e.g.; a Sunday night where the
Monday is a holiday).
We also may not run party nights due to falling on dates
like Christmas or sometimes for other personal reasons.
(Hey, we do need to rest on occasion, OK!)
Guests arrive between 9.00pm and no later than 10.00pm, and
can stay as long as they wish up to our closing time of approximately
2.00am.
Note: Sorry, entry will not be accepted after 10.00pm
unless we have specially made arrangements with you.
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What to wear
The essential dress code for the evening is “erotic”.
Guests generally wear casual attire to the party but will
then be asked to change (or dress down) on arrival.
It must be erotic or revealing in some way, something you
wouldn't dare wear to a nightclub or down the street!
Guys usually wear a G-string with or without a suit type
vest, or maybe good-looking jocks (if they don't have a G-sting).
Boxer shorts. (T-shirts or singlet / Tank tops are a No -
No!)
Girls can wear lingerie, e.g.; body suits, suspender sets,
G-string with top, etc.
Specialty erotic wear is ideal if you have some, so be adventurous,
as there is no limit to how revealing it is or how little
you wear! Click
here for a few photos
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What we supply
With a possibility of an energetic night, we like to give
you the opportunity for some nibbles and light supper to provide
you with the stamina to keep it up (the energetic night that
is. What were you thinking we meant?)
For something rather than the drinks you may have brought
with you, we do supply tea, coffee and soft drink.
We also supply any bits and pieces that you may need on the
night should you decide to get adventurous, such as party
hats as we call them (condoms for those of you that can't
figure out what party hats are!), lubricants etc.
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What to bring
Guests need to bring along with them:
Your own towels if they plan to enjoy our spa or have a
shower.
A bag in which to place your clothes, etc. once they get
changed so that we may lock belongings away securely for
the evening.
Whatever you wish to drink on the night (in moderation).
Note: We do supply tea, coffee and soft drink.
Your choice of erotic wear for the evening, and remember,
it does need to be erotic and revealing in some way.
Your entry fee for the evening.
If you are lucky enough to look quite young, please bring
proof of age (drivers license or photo ID) as this is an
adults only function, we would hate to have to refuse you
entry, which could prove to be rather embarrassing for you,
and maybe a wasted trip also.
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What not to bring
Please do not bring on the evening:
Too much alcohol, (or drink too much before the party).
This is definitely the quickest way to win the most unpopular
person contest at a swinger's party!
Any bad behaviour, (usually caused by the above).
Any form of illegal substance (drugs), (definitely a no-no!).
Please note the above, as any guests ignoring this will
be asked to leave, or refused entry in the first place!
Sorry for the harsh words folks, but we would like to make
this clear now rather than risk someone's potential embarrassment
at a party or the annoyance to other guests that could be
caused as a result!
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Party etiquette
This would be an attempt at the short version of the normal
do's and don'ts associated with most of these types of parties.
As we mentioned in the previous (About Us) page, "If
it's your first time at a swinger's party, treat it as a social
night, as there is definitely no obligation to participate
in anything, it is usually best to get to know people,
watch how it all works, and if then you wish to take things
a little further with them, just ask politely. To ask is the
best policy, if you don’t ask, or try to dive right on
in, you will most likely get a knock back, or worse. Keep
in mind every swinger was a first-timer at some stage so the
more experienced one's should know how you feel".
 I
have repeated the above as I consider it to be pretty good
advise and it seems to work for most! Remember, all people
are different, so if you find they are not interested at the
time, don’t be offended, it might not be you, they might
be shy or not yet ready.
If you are a single, or a couple, and would like to get to
know one partner out of another couple, it would be best if
you tried to get to know them both, and not to single out
just one of them. I think you will find most couples fairly
comfortable with the fact that others have approached them
both, and not trying to go behind one's back, as they say,
to get to the other partner.
I think I could safely say that most couple's and single's
at swinger's parties are quite approachable if done in a polite
fashion, at the worst you will probably achieve a least a
decent conversation if you are not quite their type, and at
best, well, you know the answer to that, in other word's don't
go up to someone and say, would you like to go to a room,
or nice tits, can I swing off them, as your opening line of
a conversation!
Also remember that if they say no, it means NO! Do not persist,
as it would be considered to be a bit pushy, if not harassing.
Keep in mind, you are out to have fun, most come for much
the same reason in one way or another, so be nice, please!
Always ask before getting involved in something you see
happening, do not assume its OK to just dive on in, no matter
how full on it might look. There are many ways to ask to join
in, whilst still being discrete to save embarrassment, obviously
having at least talked to people beforehand would help. No-one
usually mind's if people ask quietly, "do you mind if
I join you" and also if someone asks you this, answer
them if you don't want them to, as no reply at all could be
taken as yes, join in!
At our parties, we have two different types of play area's,
Open area's of which people may enter and use other parts
of that area to play, or watch any activities that might be
developing and even ask to join in. Then there are private
area's which means just that. Not everyone is an exhibitionist,
or some may need a little intimacy to get it happening, so
do not disturb!
When it comes to alcohol, most of us do not mind a drink
or two, especially to calm the nerves. That’s fine by
us, but in moderation.
When you are walking around in a place that is not familiar
to you, not wearing very much at all and moving in a suggestive
sort of way, the last thing you want is for some drunken idiot
spoiling your night.
There are many other unwritten general rules of swinger's
party etiquette, but I have probably bored you enough with
these, in short, be polite, be pleasant and if you are going
to misbehave and play up, do it in a nice way because after
all, that's what you came for, isn't it?
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Party hygiene
It can be quite supprising that not all are in touch with
common hygiene practices, which usually are part of everyday
life, but can seem to be sometimes overlooked at swinger's
parties; the types of things that most of us are taught at
childhood, and then expanded upon as we develop into teenagers
becoming sexually aware.
We're not trying to say that some are dirty buggers, nor do
we intend to give some of you folks a lecture here, although
to avoid confusion, I think we should point out at least a
few of the aspects that are relevant to this type of party,
as most of us swingers tend to get ourselves in rather tight
situations, many sharing more than just simple conversation.
The following are just a few examples: -
Showering before the party: - Most of us can be a
little self conscious when it comes to smelling fresh when
turning up to a party, but occasionally time runs away from
us and next thing we know, oops, not enough time, or we were
held back at work. It happens, but unfortunately when at a
party where the dress code is very little, there's not much
hiding you from the aftermath of a hard days yakka. What we
are saying here is, if you didn't have time before the party,
our place does have a shower, so use it!
Using someone else's towel: - Are you sure you know
which bits of themselves they wiped, or what they wiped off,
or even what they may have cleaned up with it? In other words,
BYO towel, and keep it to yourself!
 Sex
in the spa: - We all can get a bit exited groping around
in a big bath filled with a bunch of hot and horny bodies,
but it's usually a good idea to take the "thar she blows"
bit, and the lead up to it, to a dry place; - not everyone
in there wants to share your bodily fluids!
Fingernails: - Yes they can be fun, but they can also
scratch those delicate bits in vulnerable areas, and I am
sure we would hate to be told, "I'm too sore to play
any more tonight", so guys please trim them before turning
up at a party, and girls, please be gentle!
You lucky girls that blow big time: - You ladies know
what it is, as there is nothing wrong with it and fun when
it happens, but do the next ones using that spot on the mattress
know what that wet patch is? Bringing a spare towel wouldn't
hurt!
And don't forget to brush your teeth before bed kids! "Yes
mummy!"
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Who is welcome
We welcome invited adult; - couples, single girls
and guys on most Friday and Saturday nights, although we do
like to control the ratio of guys to girls.
Some nights we may change things a little in relation to
who can attend on particular evenings such as theme
nights for example.
This could mean that the night may be open to coulpes only,
or perhaps singles only, or only those who would be suited
to a particular style of evening such as a night for bi-sexual
people only.
If you are still not sure, check our calendar
for the dates and who is welcome on that particular evening,
or feel free to telephone us on (03) 9782 2629, closer to
the night you were hoping to book in for, as we will be happy
to let you know.
 The
age of our guests that attend our parties can vary from 18
years old to 50 years young.
Guests in the younger age bracket requiring entry may be asked
for proof of age.
We welcome persons of all nationalities. We do not consider
size, shape, looks, etc. to be of importance. We believe that
each person is an individual and has a personality of his
or her own, which is the main priority.
Note: EJs Swingers Parties is a private function and
not open to the general public. Entry is by way of Invitation
Only by the proprietors of EJs Entertainment. We reserve
the right to refuse entry to, or ask to leave our premises,
any persons that we decide to be not suitable by way of, behaviour,
attitude, intoxication, consumers of illegal substances, or
for any other reason that we may deem to be applicable at
the time.
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Bookings & Entry fees
Bookings can be made by telephone only on any day during
the week (within reasonable hours of course) prior to a Friday
or Saturday night's party, although we may ask you to give
us a courtesy call on the day of the party, just so we now
that you haven't forgotten, as occasionally some do.
Also, it's generally not a good idea to leave booking to
the last possible moment so as to try to find out exactly
how many others are coming before you make up your own mind
whether to attend. You could end up being told by that time
that, sorry, we are booked out! We do like to control the
maximum number of people (which we vary often), and also limit
numbers due to controlling the ratio of girls to guys, and
various other reasons.
In other words don't ring us every hour or so on the day
of the party and ask us how many people are booked in for
that night, then tell us you will call us to check again later.
If everyone did that we would never know how many we were
catering for!
When we take bookings, we try our hardest for your purposes
to get the right numbers and ratio for an evening, so please
help us help you!
I hope we are not sounding a bit over the top here, but we
do need to get this point across, (it's not the amount of
people that makes a good party, its the people themselves
or rather the personality of the people that counts the most).
Guests can pay their admission (entry fee) for the evening
at the door on arrival or they may choose to prepay if they
wish if it makes it easier for you. We can accept Visa, MasterCard
or Bankcard over the phone in advance, but prefer guests not
pay their entry fees by credit card at the door on arrival
due to the processing time required for cards.
For price of admission or payment method,
please contact us by telephone only on:
Phone: (03) 9782 2629
Note: The entry fee only covers entry to our premises, the
use of the facilities that we provide and any refreshments
or consumable that we may also provide.
Sorry, the entry fee does not cover, nor do we provide any
form of service, promise or guarantee of anything other than
the entry coverage as mentioned above.
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