EJ's Swingers Parties Past Events

Below you can find a few of the details on what happened at some of our previous swinger party nights, and how those swinging theme nights turned out!

I was talking to a new couple last week at a party that asked about our so-called 'regular newsletter' that they hadn't received since last year!
Even though they hadn't been to a party up until now as they were from country Victoria, they had been on the mailing list for some time, and let me know that they reckon it was enjoyable reading! Well here I am thinking before that I just wrote dribble that most delete when they get it!
They even mentioned they liked the funnies at the end! Hmmm!

I gave them all my usual excuses why we hadn't sent out any, you know the ones… Not enough time, too busy with other stuff, work commitments, kids, hobbies, and even the cat died (well not really, but that one's a good one to use often 'cause people don't know how many cats you may have), etc, etc.
Well they said to me "yes we understand what it's like", but the look on their faces was really "yeah right, so where are the newsletters?"

One now gets the guilt thing happening again and decides it's time to send out some more dribble!

So here we go again…

Where do we start! It's been a while between drinks, well newsletters! Suppose you can't complain about truckloads of junk mail from us, just all the other usual weekly or daily crap that ends up in our inboxes!
As you can see by this one, we are still here, well at least our parties are still going strong and regular, even though our newsletters are a tad light on!

The last quite a few months have been pretty busy for the swinger's party thing, with numbers fairly good for most nights, only a couple of nights being on the smaller size.
Out of all those who attend now, we are still getting on average 70% regular been before guests with the other 30% new faces (we could call them new boobs and cocks but we do see their faces first and it is more polite!), which is still proving to be a good variety, and better than all one way or the other.
We seem to find ourselves being booked out earlier at the moment for many party nights, so on goes the answering machine, leaving us in piece for a few hours ready to start answering the door at 9.00 as the party starts.
Most now are arriving before our cut-off time at 10.00pm, which has been making a difference to the party with guests getting to know each other early, that all important social intercourse bit that needs to happen before the sexual kind!
Overall we see most nights ending up lately with enough juicy stuff happening to keep the other brain exercised (you know, not the one in your head, the other one down below that takes over when the hormones fire up!)

The pool and massage tables seem to be the flavour of the year so far as for getting things started, the odd pool game turning a little interesting as the rules get bent a tad with a some swinger's style distraction from the opposition or even spectators.
The massage table in use most evenings also, and occasionally even getting used for what it was designed for! I'm glad it's a strong bugger, because some nights we see more girls' legs in a vertical position than we do horizontal! Hmmm, does that classify as therapeutic massage?

Due to popular demand (for want of a better phrase), we have dumped the purely couple's only nights again because they simply just weren't happening. It seemed like every time we did purely couple's only nights which were on Saturdays, we either wouldn't get the numbers, or when we did, heaps of chatting but bugger all action!
The nights we did the mixed nights, mainly on Fridays, action started earlier, with a heap more happening during the evening.
Another small thing we noticed between the couple's only, and the mixed nights, and probably insignificant to most, is that comparing nights with similar numbers, the couples only nights end up with heaps of empty cans and bottles in the bins, with the mixed nights not nearly as much!
Hmmm! Does this suggest that singles don't drink as much? It's an interesting way to help judge how much has happened on a party night, 'cause on nights were there's been plenty of action, there ain't been a lot of drinkin', and that seems to apply more to mixed singles and couples nights, rather than the couples only one's!
By having mostly mixed nights now we have found that it's easier to get better guy to girl ratios spreading people between both nights, averaging about one and a half to one guys to girls, the extra single girls on both Friday and Saturdays helping to balance things out.

You still can't please everyone though, especially on the larger nights, as we had one a while ago which was a classic example…

It was a Saturday mixed couples and singles night. We had maxed out our numbers of bookings by about 6.00pm, and even being talked into adding a few extra couples after telling all we where booked out, with what we would of thought should have been a good mix of couples, single girls and guys.

The start of the evening went smoothly with most arriving on time between 9.00 and 10.00pm.
As the place started filling up a large group formed just outside the main play area, and spent most of the night chatting there, the main topics of the conversation that we heard or were told about being, comparing notes on various parties they had been to, that there seemed to be a huge number of guys and very few girls at our party, and that nothing was happening in the play area they were outside of.
Well I suppose from their point of view that's what it looked like, and as the night progressed, so did the conversation, the lack of playing and the more people hanging around outside that main play area eagerly waiting for something to happen!
It's not always easy to say to a group, this is not a good place to stand and chat, and change your conversation, as you are forming opinions before even starting things.
As a night like that goes on, and knowing there is some sort of time limit, desperation can start to set in for some, and disappointment for others, not the ideal thing at a party!
If you're a party critic, that's fine, but don't do it during one, because it spreads bad vibes, and ruins what could have been a half decent evening.
What starts off as a simple opinion, progresses to a stronger group opinion, and as we all should know, human nature as it is, often turns this into riots, sometimes for the right, but often for the wrong reasons!

As far as numbers where, the exact numbers that turned up for that night were 46 all up (we usually limit to 40), which were 16 couples, 4 single girls and 10 single guys, add that up… 20 girls and 26 guys in all, about a 1 and a 3rd to 1 ratio, usually not too bad at all for a mixed night!
Do you think if we had reduced the numbers by 6 single guys to make the ratio even, all would have been OK for the night?
Discuss this one further if you wish and make your own conclusions!
We simply put it down to "One of those nights!"

Well apart from that one, most of the nights we have run in the last (how long has it been since the last mail-out?), have turned out pretty bloody good, or so a lot have been telling us!

A couple of the Nude Nights have come and gone over the last few months, both being interesting to say the least.
These nights always seem to have a very casual and laid back sort of a feel, making the getting to know each other bit so much easier, and taking things further quite inviting!
Enough action during both those evenings to put satisfied smiles on most peoples faces, even though the last one we had we were down on numbers just a tad, but it didn't seem to make any difference! Still plenty of yummy bits and plenty of playtime!

Another type of theme night we have been running which has turned into a regular thing is the Gangbang night, now usually happening every 6 to 8 weeks. Not really a theme night I suppose unless you can call an 'all in, no holes barred' night a theme night!
Due to a couple of normal mixed nights last year turning into a full-on orgy's and believe it or not, caused by a lot of female no-shows making things heavy on the guy side, we thought to ourselves, maybe we should plan a night with the same ratio or worse, and simply let everyone know that the ratio will be way overbalanced so that there's no embarrassing surprises!
Well try 2 or 3 very hungry girls and about 15 to 20+ guys and see what happens… Just to make things interesting we took out a few of the rules for the night, like the usual swinger's party etiquette "ask before joining in" and the "no means no" ones, and that applies to both girls and guys, so if the guys are short on energy but still in demand, tuff titties!
Who says uneven ratios don't work! They do if you mix in the right people and the night is planned that way!

The last one started off with almost all arriving right on time, a couple of girls and 19 guys, with the social intercourse bit happening pretty quick as usual, leading shortly right into the good stuff after about 20 minutes! One lot on the massage table and definitely not therapeutic this time, the others in the main play area.
(Round 1.) After about an hour solid of moaning, groaning, grunting, etc, (you know the sounds) 2 jelly legged girls and a big bunch of wobbling guys surfaced. (Results - Girls 6, Guys 0)
(Round 2.) After a quick drink and some munchies, it all started again, this time all in the play room with those 6 less guys and a few more down also that didn't even make the end of this round. (Results - Girls 13, Guys 0)
(Round 3.) More drinks, more munchies, and then more moaning, groaning, grunting, and now some wheezing and really heavy breathing (caused by too much moaning, groaning and grunting!) Then nothing… Are they all dead? No but bloody close to it! (Final results - Girls 19 kills, Guys… 2!)
A bit of insider info… Each girl reported losing count somewhere after about 30… A couple of the guys mentioned that they died after 3 or 4 times…
Try doing the maths on that 'cause I gave up!
Even some groping and a bit of oral during the breaks! Where did they get the energy!
What more can we say… Bloody good night! More to come!

A little thing that some of you regulars have been still asking us about is the lack of the spa still and when will it be in use again.
Well with the water restrictions still in force here, and things haven't really improved that much with contents of our water catchments as you Melbournians would be aware, and using a lot of water for hose washing cars, and regularly draining and filling spa pools etc, is simply not on!
For your average domestic spa, you may be able to get away with leaving the water in it and just doing the chemical thing to keep it clean, which is fine for just a few bods, but not for swinger's party use!

We have been using since the start, clean fresh water for every party night, and drain, clean, flush and refill in between the weekly parties, even between Friday and Saturday parties!
This is because with the usual party crowd, and most of them taking a dip or two in the spa during the evening, no amount of chemicals would be better than simply draining, cleaning and refilling it! Would you jump in your own bath two nights in a row without changing the water, even if you could reheat it? I don't think so! This all ads up to a nice clean spa, but unfortunately way too much water usage for the current levels of our state's reservoirs, so sorry no spa until we get lot's more rain and water reserves are back to normal!
Anyway, the lack of the spa hasn't seemed to affect the parties much at all, in fact many nights have improved as people have played a little more and even started a little earlier, not being able to spend hours just chatting in the spa!

Hmm, where do we start? A lot's happened in the last 6 months and if we tell it all to you, you'll be face down on your keyboard in noddy land before you finish reading!

Going way back as far as December, ('cause around then was the last newsletter we did! Oops again!) We have had a variety of different types of swinger's party nights; everything from couple's only nights to mixed nights. Nude nights to Bi nights, and even Gangbang nights, and not to mention those nights that ended up turning into a combination of most of the above!
Lot's of people, lots of party atmosphere, and of course lots of nookie! That's what it's all about isn't it?

Without getting too involved, there have been piles of great nights that we could tell you about, with a really good mix of regular and first time guests most evenings, many of those first timers becoming regulars, 'cause yep, they must be hooked!
I reckon it's a scene you either like or you don't, but we've found that the one's that actually make it to their first party; rarely decide it's not for them!
There have been plenty of nights lately to keep most tastes satisfied, with everything from the more of the "social, feeling your way around" type thing to the "full on, action filled, all in" nights and every type of night in between! Can't complain about lack of variety!
Things never get started at parties at the same time each night, as it's always dependant upon the usual getting to know each other rituals that seem to be commonplace in the early part of most party evenings. As many of those that frequent swinger's parties would know, without that initial chat time with others at the first stages of an evening, it can be often harder to get involved in the action later on, or even cause a night to be a bit slow getting fired up, as many can find it hard to play with others without at least the initial introductions.
In other words, it helps to have a bit of social intercourse before the sexual kind!
This is the main reason we insist that guests turn up between 9.00 and before 10.00pm so to get everyone together at similar times, making meeting others easier and the party flow along well.

With winter now almost here again and the nights getting colder, some have been asking us has this been reflected on attendance at parties, and once again we have answered no! In fact numbers have been quite good for some time now with only the odd rare occasion when we've had a quiet one!
After over 5 years of running these Parties weekly, it's incredible how no attendance pattern has developed, so all we can say is that the time of year or the weather makes no difference! It seems to be people's moods that determine the size or a party and try predicting that!
We actually cancelled a Saturday night or two over the last 6 months, which where couple's only nights due to lack of enquiries, or should we say (early enough enquiries), as some leaving it until about an hour before the party to book in can get a bit frustrating!
A couple of other nights we didn't run due to planned nights off which get noted on the website calendar, because as like most, we do need a break now and then!

The first of our theme nights for the year was a Gangbang night back in January. Not really a theme night I suppose unless you can call an all in, no holes barred night a theme night!
Due to a couple of normal mixed nights turning into a full on orgy's and bloody good nights when a few no-shows on the female side stuffed up the guy to girl ratios, we thought to ourselves, maybe we should plan a night with the same ratio or worse, and simply let everyone know that the ratio will be way overbalanced on the guy side so that there's no embarrassing surprises!
Well try 3 very hungry girls and about 20+ guys and see what happens… Just to make things interesting we took out a few of the rules for the night, like the usual swinger's party etiquette "ask before joining in" and the "no means no" ones, and that applies to both girls and guys, so if the guys are short on energy but still in demand, tuff titties!
Who says uneven ratios don't work! They do if you mix in the right people and the night is planned that way!

The night started off with almost all arriving right on time, so the social intercourse bit happened pretty quick, leading shortly after right into the good stuff, after about 15 minutes! Normally one would use the expression standing room only in the play area, but much of the time, there wasn't even much room to stand! Wall to wall flesh would probably be more descriptive for the playroom activity for most of the evening!
Action happened for about an hour at a time with a brief coming up for air break in between. Even some groping and a bit of oral during the breaks! Where did they get the energy!
The massage table was again used in ways it was not designed for and we're glad it's a strong bugger, but I think with too many more workouts like that, we'll have to bolt it to the floor! I suppose we didn't ever expect it to be used for therapeutic massages at a swinger's party!
Another good thing about the evening was the fact that, even though it was about as full on as you could get with not too many rules, everyone behaved politely, enjoying each other's company whilst having a fun filled and horny night!
What more can we say… Bloody good night!
We ran another of these Gangbang nights a month or so later and yet again, another successful evening, paving the way for more to come!

Another different sort of night back in January was the Bi Night, and although numbers weren't as great this time around due to timing, it was still well worth the effort!
The evening started well with most arriving on time, and so the getting to know each other bit flowed along quite smoothly. From there things started to develop a little slow at first with only a few moving into play areas initially, but that didn't last too long… Soon others that were still chatting had obviously noticed a few missing so moved in to the playrooms also to check out any action.
Well as things do at a party when playrooms start to fill up with the usual initial mix of those getting it on (or should I say off), and the ones doing the voyeur bit starting to get warmed up, it didn't take long for most to be involved in the pile of squirming flesh, especially with the added eye candy of a bi night!
Even those few that still attempted to sit and watch for a while couldn't help being overcome by the growing orgy that was only inches away, and the groping hands, mouths and tongues made things impossible to resist, but then, why would one want to!
The rest of the evening progressed with similar sessions, although reducing in size and duration as energy levels decreased, with the usual breather breaks getting longer towards the end of the night.
All in all, an interesting and enjoyable evening, and hence the reason we have planned another soon!

One more of our unusual nights recently was another Nude Night, still a popular night as it seems, and yep, we like 'em too because they are pretty easy to organise, and I don't have to listen to the missus complaining that she hasn't got any new little erotic outfits to wear!
These nights always seem to have a very casual and laid back sort of a feel, making the getting to know each other bit so much easier, and taking things further quite inviting!
Again this night turning out to be reasonably action filled, with enough happening during the evening to put satisfied smiles on most peoples faces!
The fact that winter is coming on and the nights getting bloody cold outside, won't make any difference to future Nude Nights, as of course we do have our place well heated including a nice open fireplace to warm those naked bits!

A little thing that some of you regulars have noticed is the lack of the spa, well not so much no spa, because it's still there, it's just the water isn't!
Most of you Melbournians are aware that water restrictions came in here before the start of the year, and spas are regarded as a luxury item so can be topped up only, not drained and refilled.
We have been using since the start, clean fresh water for every party night, and drain, clean, flush and refill in between parties, even between Friday and Saturday parties!
This is because with the usual party crowd, and most of them taking a dip or two in the spa during the evening, no amount of chemicals or chlorine would be better than simply draining, cleaning and refilling it! Would you jump in your own bath two nights in a row without changing the water, even if you could reheat it? I don't think so! This all ads up to a nice clean spa, but unfortunately way too much water usage for the current levels of our state's reservoirs, so sorry no spa until we get lot's more rain!
Anyway, the lack of the spa hasn't seemed to affect the parties much at all, in fact many nights have improved as people have played a little more, not being able to spend hours just chatting in the spa!

It's Christmas time again, well bloody close anyway, and so the party season begins! Well for the normal, sit at home sexually unadventurous types; the party season may be close, and boring!
But for us swing-acholic sex addicts, we just party even harder!

So you want to know what's been happening at the parties? If you don't, well you probably won't be bothering to read this shit, now will you!

Going way back as far as October, ('cause around then was the last newsletter we did! Oops again!) was the Boss Lady's Birthday, and yes, as expected it was a biggin!
Lot's of people, lots of party atmosphere, and of course lots of nookie!
The night started off with most arriving early, so the social intercourse bit happened pretty quick, leading shortly after right into the good stuff! Normally one would use the expression standing room only in the play areas, but much of the time, there wasn't even much room to stand! Wall to wall boobs, bums, pussies and cocks (no, not cats and chooks idiot, we're not that kinky, yet!) would probably be more descriptive for the playroom activity for a good part of the evening!
What more can we say… Bloody good night!

A couple of the regular Nude Nights have come and gone over the last few months, both being interesting to say the least.
These nights always seem to have a very casual and laid back sort of a feel, making the getting to know each other bit so much easier, and taking things further quite inviting!
Enough action during both those evenings to put satisfied smiles on most peoples faces, even though the last one we had we were down on numbers just a tad, but it didn't seem to make any difference! Still plenty of yummy bits and plenty of playtime!

Whatever happened to those nice barbeques at the friends place bit? You know, the one's that you turn up to on a Saturday arvo, when you really had other plans, just to do the right thing, 'cause if you don't, your friends usually crack the sad's! And then later using the old "need to pick up the kids from the babysitter and get them home to bed" excuse, just to get out of there, and then find yourself so buggered, you end up crashing for the night by about 10.30pm!
Well what's happened is you've turned into swingers and found out how to really party, and the reason those friends say they are always so busy now on Friday and Saturday evenings, is they are probably doing the swingers party thing too!
How do we know that, you say? Because the swingers party bit is still very active, with the whole swinging scene looking like it's still on the increase! Yep, I reckon it's here to stay!
So many times we've heard people say that a normal party is just doesn't seem to cut it anymore, 'cause everyone stays dressed!

Saturday the 24th of August - Mixed Night.

The most recent of the special sort of nights we had, replacing one of the usual Saturday couple's only evenings, was another Mixed Night on Saturday, August the 24th. I suppose we can't really call this one special, as it's much the same thing as the mixed couples and singles nights held every Friday, except due to demand, we ran this one on a Saturday.
Obviously we made the right choice because we were definitely not short on partygoers for that one, with eight single girls, the same number of single guys, and a big bunch of couples, making up a good size party with an even girl to guy ratio!
As most of you mixed night regulars would know, these evenings often don't take too long to fire up, with this one much the same, the atmosphere turning rather horny, and staying that way for most of the night.
The only one's that may have said it was a quiet night were the one's that stayed at home!

The usual weekly parties have been still fairly busy as far as numbers go, with only the odd smallish evening over the last couple of months, leading us to the conclusion that the swinging party scene is obviously very much still in fashion!
We have been noticing a good variety of guests for a while now making the evenings interesting and enjoyable, with a good mix of new faces, together with many of you regular horny party animals that we see, sometimes quite often, but hey, we're not complaining, as you've all apparently been getting your share of fun, or should we say flesh, for many!

Saturday the 13th of July - Mixed Night.

Saturday the 13th of July we had a mixed night for both couples and singles, and basically this was much the same type of a night as our usual Friday mixed nights, but being on a Saturday night for once, brought out a few that could not normally make it. Well to be honest, it brought out quite a few!
Seems like many have been hanging out for us to run a mixed one on a Saturday, and they definitely put the opportunity to good use!
Things didn't take too long to fire up on the night, with the action rolling on steadily for much of the evening! Considering the feedback we got from many of you, on and after that one, we will try and do the mixed thing on a Saturday, on a more regular basis for a while, so keep your eye on the website calendar; at least we update that more often than this newsletter!

Saturday the 27th July - Gang Bang Night.

Another different sort of a night we through in, on Saturday the 27th July, was a gang bang night.
How does this one work you ask? Well you invite a few of the really hungry regular single girls, and then invite some regular single guys, well actually quite a few of them, and then remove a few of the usual party etiquette rules… Like the, ask before joining in one, and maybe ban the use of the word no! Well not exactly like that, but pretty damn close!
I suppose you can gather what ended up happening! I don't think there was too much that didn't happen, just a big pile of horny bodies with big smiles, and after a couple of hours or so, many fairly exhausted but contented party animals! I reckon the simplest way to say what the action was like would be to use those commonly used words, "full on!"

Saturday the 10th of August - Nude Night.

The most recent of our not so normal nights was the nude night on the Saturday the 10th of August, which as many of you know, has been a regular event for a while now.
Not a great number turned out this time, but considering the whole weekend was a tad quiet, there was easily enough naked swingers to make a fun evening once again.
I am sure some people just wait for this one, as we hardly ever see them any other night, and once again, we had a few first timers diving in the deep end and trying out the nude bit for their very first swinging event! See, we told you the shy bit only lasts for the first half hour or so!

The month of June has been pretty busy month for the swinger's party bit, 'cause as it happened, just about every one of our party nights has been booked out!
It's also been a bloody busy month for us again, as you can tell by yet another late newsletter!
A couple of those nights we decided to have smaller evenings, as we were pretty much partied out, so sorry to some of you who we have been told booked out.
Even though many would think that with these types of parties, bigger is better, well we've got news for you!
Sometimes it is nice to have the occasional smaller party, as this can make for a more intimate evening where everyone tends to get to know each other a little easier.
Basically it's not the size of a party that can make it happen, but rather the people that turn up on the night, and how they get along with each other that makes the important difference!

Saturday the 8th of June - Boss's Birthday

Saturday the 8th of June was Jon's Birthday and with about 60 people turning up, made things quite interesting!
He didn't have a clue as to how many or who had been invited, and it was hard keeping him from figuring it out, especially since he thought not many would front up due to the Queens Birthday weekend.
Anyway, as I was inviting people to come, so too was Jon, and filling up the amount on the bookings list real quick! As everyone arrived, the place started filling up with half dressed party animals, and yep, they all came to party!
By the time we were ready to present the cake, fairly early during the evening, we had everyone gathered in the main social room, so as you can imagine, wall-to-wall scantly dressed bodies!
After all the formalities were over, well of course the action begun, or continued I should say, with bodies everywhere; in the spa, the open room, and in the private room, which didn't end up staying very private!

All in all it ended up another great night, about two thirds of the guests still here and partying at 4.00am onwards, and by the way, we must apologise to those of you that we had to say booked out to, as we thought we had better set a limit to the numbers just in case, and as it seems, we reached that limit a couple of days before the night happened!

Also thank you very much to those who contributed towards the birthday boy's present, which was the Tiger Moth Flight, which he plans to do later in the year when the weather improves, and also the start of those flying lessons, of which so far he has had a couple, and already scared the hell out of one instructor (and me!) I suppose you must get crazier with age!

Bi Night - 4th of May.

One of the theme, or special nights during the month was to be another Bi Night on Saturday the 4th of May, and although we did have a good amount of interest for this one, it didn't end up happening. At the last minute many that were booked in rang us to cancel due to family problems, babysitters and other reasons, so we decided to pull the plug. As they say, shit happens! At least by calling us, we had enough time to call who ever else had booked in and let them know!
We will be running another bi night in the future, as most had indicated they were still keen for one, so those of you that are interested, please let us know so we can try and organise things.

All Nude Night - 18th of May.

Although not a large attendance this time, most had a fun evening, with a fair bit of action happening during the night, and once again the usual nude night atmosphere. These evenings seem to have a different sort of ambiance, a little hard to describe, probably displaying more of an air of freedom, and although still being a swinger's party, the nude bit does seem to create a more all on the same level type of feel.
This time around it was a bit colder out, so we had plenty of heating, including the open fire to keep everyone warm!

One of the more recent party nights, we heard a bit of moaning, slightly more than usual, coming from the open area, which of course attracted a little interest!
Seems two girls were doing the bi thing in the usual girly way, as they do, and yep, you guessed it, most thought they should go and check it out!
Well by what was happening, and the way it was happening, it was obviously hard for many to just do the voyeur thing!
One thing lead to another, the atmosphere somewhat horny by now, the orgy thing starting to develop, and that bloody wood heater, which by the way, was turned down as low as it could go, was getting blamed for the excessive heat radiating from that somewhat large open area.
It was like nude twister without a mat! It must of felt like diving bits first into a sea of flesh!

Some of those coming in from the spa wondering where everyone was, until of course taking a peek, the noise by now dulling down to just those familiar wet slurping and slapping sounds!
With little room for the others to join in, the private room soon became another option and ended up fairly busy and quite over heated also, and by the way, it was freezing outside that night!
For a while there were not a lot left to talk to, if you weren't in on the action; and as for us hosts, it was a good time to start organising the supper to replenish the energy for those hungry people.

One recent Friday night turned out to be quite interesting as the evening progressed, with the massage table being the place to be once again…
It all started with a girl who managed to get five guys to help with massaging her, and of course all at the same time. Well it started out as a really good massage but as you can imagine one thing lead to another and things got a little more interesting!
With a few first time couples and singles on that night, we would have expected this to be all a bit much to see first time around at a party, but no we were wrong!
Once the table was free again, one of the new girls must have thought, "I want some of that" and hopped on the table for her turn.
And again same thing happened…multiple massage followed by multiple you know what!
Well if that wasn't enough, round three happened much like before with another new-be on the table.
By this time there was starting to be a shortage of guys that still had the energy for more!
Who says you can have too many guys on a mixed singles and couples night… Makes you wonder!
Mind you, it does take the right mix of people to turn into a night like this, which is usually fairly unpredictable, and hence trying to plan for it is right out the window!

All Nude Night - 13th of April.

This one ended up to be another fun evening, with a fair bit of action happening during the night.
Once again we had a few new people who have never been to a party before, diving in the deep end and trying the all-nude bit for a first time at a swinger's party. Not as scary as they thought, as they told us, just a bit nervous at the start!
This time around it was a bit colder out, so we had plenty of heating, including the open fire to keep everyone warm!

Easter Erotic Fancy Dress Weekend.

Easter proved to be a good weekend for partying, although we didn't run the couples only party on the Saturday night due to the lack of numbers on that night only. Plenty of people turned up for the Friday and the extra Sunday night, that were both mixed couples and singles nights.
The fancy dress theme thing didn't really happen as we had planned, but a few did at least wear Easter bunny ears, which did add to the atmosphere.
A lot happened on both nights and I think everyone must have got stuck into the chocolate Easter eggs that we had out on those nights to get some energy, we could tell by all the Easter egg wrappings left behind, and of course the unusually large amount of energy that many had on those nights!

All Nude night - 2nd of February

Although not a large crowd for this one, we still had a good night. I think many were still getting over the silly season.
Apart from one slightly silly female, suffering from a bad case of nymphomania, and attempting to ride, or bite everything that wasn't bolted down, all went well with a fair bit of action happening, and another interesting evening had by all.
Overall the Nude bit still seems to be a popular theme, so come on girls & guys don't be afraid to show off your body bits, be proud of them because that's what you were born in. Going nude is the easy way, as you don't have to worry about what to wear, when to take your clothes of, or if to bother putting them back on between playing!

Roman Orgy Cum Toga night - February the 23rd

Well! What a night! Good turn out, heaps of different outfits in various colours, and oh yeah, plenty of sex!
Togas were worn by most, but we also had a couple of would be gladiators, one, a female warrior, I think trying to look like Xena, and definitely ready for some close combat, swinger style!
Everyone that turned up on the night put in some sort of effort to fit the theme, well done!
Some went out especially and bought some fabric or even hired stuff for the occasion, and others made Toga's out of old bed sheets, or even a towel.
The evening progressed well, ending up a bit of a Roman orgy at times, bodies everywhere, the very accessible and revealing Toga's helping things along, as one might expect!

Bi night - 19th of January

Yes we reckon it was a bit of a success! We didn't have a huge amount of guests attending, but it didn't seem to matter too much to anyone on the night, and it was our first bi night.
We weren't sure what to expect, and as it was a bi or bi curios night which was all pretty new to us, we didn't think that it would fire up straight away. It actually didn't take too long to get going after all. There were girls and girls, girls and boys, and even boys and boys! Hummm!! Certainly a different night for EJ's!!!
It was the girls that were the ones to start the ball (or should I say balls) rolling, with almost everyone else joining in soon after. Even the massage table copped a hiding again, with one girl and few guys, but who was massaging who was the question?
Yep! It was an eye opener! And according to the emails and the phone calls we received in the following few days, it seems most really enjoyed themselves. For those who could not make it to that one, we will be running another one in the future.

All Nude nights - 8th and 29th December

Still a popular night as it seems, and yep, we like 'em too because they are pretty easy to organise, and I don't have to listen to the missus complaining that she hasn't got any new little erotic outfits to wear!
Both those nights turning out to be reasonably action filled, after the usual getting to know each other rituals that seem to be common place in the early part of most party evenings. As many of those that frequent swinger's parties would know, without that initial chat time with others at the first stages of an evening, it can be often harder to get involved in the action later on, or even cause a night to be a bit slow getting fired up, as many can find it hard to play with others without at least the initial introductions.
In other words, it helps to have a bit of social intercourse before the sexual kind!

Christmas party - 22nd of December

I think that it should have been named a Nude Christmas party, as you can probably guess how half the guests dressed, or barely dressed at that one!
We had a very decent turn out for that night; with the Christmas decoration bit for the theme an obvious success, the usual erotic dress being substituted for a few bits of tinsel, the odd Santa hat or two, and many other outfits (if you could call them that as most didn't cover much) worn a way that definitely achieved the right look for the season!
The evening revved up pretty quick, with the playrooms full of bouncing boobs, bums and other bits for the better part of the night. The spa wasn't a bad place to be either during the night, as at one stage all I saw was something that resembled the old bobbing for apples bit, but somehow I don't think it was apples they were after!
All in all it seemed that most got a bang out of the night, in more ways than one, and celebrated the season in the true swinging style!

All Nude night- 10th of November

This month went by with a blink, the only theme night being the Nude Night on Saturday the 10th November, which yes, you are right, we already told you about in the last newsletter. What more can we say, boobs, bums, boners, beavers, and bits everywhere. YUMMY!!!

We had a decent crowd for this one. There were a couple of people that said no way they would ever be game enough to lob up to a nude night, but guess what? And yep, they had fun; and I think we might see them again on more nude nights.
Sorry to those that couldn't get in for that one, and the boss lady's birthday, as you may know we like to limit the numbers a bit.
Don't forget we will be running the nude nights fairly often due to popular demand; so if you don't want to miss out, keep checking the Website for the dates.

One of the party nights this month, we decided to close off the private room, just leaving the open areas only, or wherever, just to see how everyone felt on the night about not hiding behind curtains, and letting their inhabitations run a bit on the wild side, and I reckon it had the desired effect!
Once things fired up, the open room soon became nude twister, bodies and bits from one end of the room to the other. Even the massage table copped a hiding again, with a couple of girls looking like they had brought their own pit crews along, either that or they were playing patient to many willing doctors and nurses! The night ended up finishing slightly earlier than normal, the comments being, "I'm too tired to go on, but can you book me in for the next one?" Need we say more?

Boss Lady's Birthday - October the 19th

One of the party evenings, Friday the 19th of October, happened to be the boss lady's birthday; and turned out for most, an outstanding evening.
Since it was her birthday, we decided it should be a theme night, and as you would expect, she chose her favourite theme. She therefore suggested that people should dress in nothing but their birthday suits for the occasion complete with bare minimum of party decorations. Fair enough I suppose!

We ended up with about 40 people in all, and most dressing the part (or should I say undressing) with some sort of decoration. There was a guy dressed in a box wrapped up as a present, and a girl dressed in a big ribbon; I think she was a present also, and looked like wanting to be unwrapped!
There were lots of decorated people with just about everyone putting in a good effort for the occasion, well done and thanks to all who attended. A lot of happenings on the night including a birthday cake for guess whom? And she even managed to find the time to unwrap and play with some of her presents; well hey, she was the birthday girl!
Anyway the spa was packed all night, the playrooms wall to wall flesh, and there was naked bits hanging out everywhere, we had a masseur on the night, giving many a bit of a rub down (or up), and we even managed to grab a couple of pics on the night for the Website.

All Nude night- 6th of October

This night turned out to be a good night once again, although due to quite a few new couples that had booked in and not bothering to front up on the night, we were a bit heavy on the guy side. Luckily a few greedy girls decided it was party time and even the old massage table copped more than it was designed for!
We seem to be finding that many people are starting to book in advance for these nights, so in other words it would be a good idea to call us a little bit in advance to come to one.

Erotic Fancy Dress Party - 22nd of September

The erotic fancy dress night once again dragged out a few interesting outfits and added a slightly different feel to the evening, but a lack of photography on the night again gave us not a lot of pics to upload to the Website.
Actually I think we have found a good way to get the action started on those slow nights, just drag the camera out and announce "who wants their picture on the internet" and they all seem to head for the play-rooms and hide! It's lots of fun trying to run a swinger's party that's discrete for guests, and then manage to get a few party pics for the site.

All Nude night - 1st of September

The Nude night was on again, and like the last one, lots of yummy bits everywhere you looked!
Again someone shocked us at the door and turned up in nothing but pretty colors, and yes it was bloody cold out, but that didn't stop them from showing us what an artist can do when all there is to paint on is skin.
Luckily the fireplace was cooking for them to thaw out in front of, as we didn't want any bits of that excellent artwork dropping off on the floor!
The lack of outfits on the evening made it easy when it came to spa time and playtime, and funnily enough, nobody complained about not knowing where they left their G-string!
Noticing the amount of activity during the evening once things fired up, and by the amount of people that asked, when is the next one, we can see that the nude bit obviously works, and so this one for now will be a regular event.
The numbers were a bit better on this night compared with the last month's regular parties, although this is probably due to it being a nude night, and as we enter springtime, and judging by the increased number of party enquiries, I think we can start to expect the regular parties to slowly increase back to normal size from now on.

B & D night - 4th 0f August

That's Bondage and Discipline, not Boobs and Dicks, in case you weren't quite sure on this one, although we did end up with a bit of the latter on the night!
Most that turned up made a pretty good effort to fit into the theme, with outfits ranging from just standard erotic dress in black, to the, a bit more serious B & D gear.
A couple of guys even went to the extremes of hunting the adult shops during the week prior to the night, trying to find something appropriate to wear, and finally forking out big bucks for some purpose made hoods!
Good effort guys, talk about being keen, we will have to make sure we definitely hold a few more B & D nights to get some use out of those hoods, that's if you can handle another beating from that wicked mistress if she turns up again!
Obviously that mistress wasn't paying out enough discipline, as there was plenty of misbehaving on the night, or maybe she was, as misbehaving at a swinger's party is a good thing isn't it?
Considering we didn't quite get the numbers we were hoping for, and I did mention the whole month has been a bit quiet, it did turn out to be an excellent evening, and I can still see this one seems to be a popular theme to have on occasion in the future.

Orgy night - 25th of August

Yep, it certainly was an orgy night! The first hour of the evening started off fairly slow, as if everyone were a first timer strangely enough, although this didn't last long. I think that everybody was just relaxing for a while and unwinding, because once things got going, it didn't stop. Not too many games of pool played on that night, a quick break for a drink, a bite to eat, and then back at it again!
The numbers again were not huge, but it didn't seem to matter too much to anyone, and we did limit the crowd to regular guests only, with a very controlled ratio also.
For obvious reasons you won't see any photos on the Website of this night, and if we had taken any pics, all you might see would be something that resembled a huge game of nude twister!

All NUDE night - July the 7th

This one seemed to go down with a bang, (pardon the pun!) Most were fired up about the night, but also a little nervous about the naked bit for the first hour or so, until a couple of drinks kicked in. Seemed like the dreaded shies caused by the "I'm too embarrassed to show my love handles" or the "I am worried about my pencil dick" syndrome, lasted all of about five minutes!
We were even a tad stressed ourselves about answering the door with nothing on at the start, but all went well, especially after someone, obviously after reading the last newsletter, fronted up at the door practically naked themselves and caught us with our pants down, as they say.
All in all everyone had a fun night, in fact we were asked by many if we could run nude nights on a regular basis, so yep, it's going to happen!

Black and White night - Friday the 13th of July

The Friday the 13th July (Black and White theme night) probably could have been a bit better as far as fancy dress went as most dressed in fairly ordinary sort of gear, although a few did look the part which was great, the main object of theme nights being to dress a bit differently than usual.
Even though the turnout for the night was fairly good and all seemed to enjoy themselves, the overall the black and white theme obviously wasn't as attractive to everyone as we had hoped, indicating to us that, oops, I think we may have stuffed up on this one!

Roman orgy cum Toga night - 16th of June

The Roman orgy cum Toga night on the 16th of June turned out to be not a bad night at all!
Just about everybody dressed (or should I say undressed) the part; mind you a few didn't know how to wear a toga and required a little help. There were togas, togas and more togas, with virgin white being the main colour. Couldn't find any virgins though, but believe me I did try. Unfortunately there were no gladiators either, maybe next time.
I think I figured out why the Romans wore togas, as they made for pretty easy access, and most people even still put them back on after…. well, you know what I mean. I suppose that most people enjoyed being in something different, many saying they are looking forward to the next theme night! So obviously you lot must like these theme nights, or are you just trying to be nice. Well whatever, but just remember to keep on sending us that feedback and letting us know how we're doing, and also your suggestions of other themes you would like; - (most of the themes have been from your idea's, not ours!)

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